NURSE, why are you floating on the ceiling?
A group of innocent nurse imbibers of cannabis in a cake, found themselves a little untidy with very crooked hospital corners on their beds, in Warrington Hospital, Cheshire, UK, Sky News reports.
The care given by the nurses was so wonderfully appreciated by an elderly grandfather, he gave them the red velvet sponge cake as a thank you, not knowing that it was strongly laced with marijuana.
It had been originally concocted for his grandson's 18th birthday party - oops.
And in another marijuana muddle, a disused police station was found to have been converted into a cannabis farm, the British Daily Star reports.
Passing officers noticed the old building, which had been closed six years previously, was insecure and went in to investigate.
They found the entire first floor and loft space of the disused cop shop had been given over to the cultivation of more than 1,000 plants.
One officer quipped, "It was a bit surreal though, seeing the old Inspector's office full of root balls and empty pots."
Police believe the farmers had also been living on site.
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