Dispensary Corner 31 Aug 10
August 31, 2010
THE dead rise, and then they sue.
A group of anti-establishment
students in the US has sued the
city of Minnesota after they were
arrested for dressing as zombies.
Possibly causing some alarm to
the more superstitious off the
city’s residents, the walking-dead
students were decked out with
fake blood, ghostly make-up and
dark eye make up, and moved in
a “lurching” manner.
According to the zombies they
took to the streets in protest
against “mindless consumerism”.
Arresting officers argued that
the iPod and music equipment
used by the students in their
demonstration simulated
“weapons of mass destruction”.
The zombies were held for two
days without charge, and have
now scored themselves around
$300,000 in compensation.
NOT your average sausage.
A US man is now facing
charges after accepting delivery
of one kilogram of cocaine,
wrapped in devon.
The processed meat package
piqued the interest of postal
inspectors after reports surfaced
of similar meat/drug packages
doing the rounds in Puerto Rico.
Doubts were then confirmed
when sniffer dogs got very excited
around the lunch meat.
The drugs were confiscated and
the enormous bologna sausage
put back together for delivery to
the addressee by an undercover
agent.
MAY the breast person win.
In a political master move, a
Venezuelan politician Gustavo
Rojas is raising campaign funds
by raffling off breast enlargement
surgery.
For just $10 a ticket, eager
punters/voters can enter the draw
to win breast implant surgery.
Running as an alternative for
Venezuela’s National Assembly,
Rojas is capitalising on the
country’s perceived obsession with
image which sees around 300,000
women undergoing breast
enlargement surgery per annum.
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