Dispensary Corner 28 Jul 10
July 28, 2010
EXTRATERRESTRIALS have
landed in the Blue Mountains.
Be prepared for swarms of
Trekkies coming in-store to
procure calming medications, in
the wake of Jenolan Caves’
operators announcement that it
will begin to run tours in the
fictional language of Klingon.
For those of you not versed in
the Star Trek universe, the
Klingons are a warrior race,
sometimes at odds with humanity.
The self-guided Klingon cave
tours came about after staffers
decided to add an extra language
to the audio tour, in recognition of
an appearance of a starship
named USS Jenolan in an episode
of the Next Generation series.
The Jenolan Caves Klingon tour
takes in the Nettle Cave and will
commence from 22 Aug.
SMALLER fries, healthier heart?
A recent German heatwave
may affect the size of French fries
served up at fast-food joints
across the country.
According to the German
Farmers Association the hot
weather has forced potatoes to
grow smaller, with only a
smattering growing to the ideal
extra-large size required to create
perfect French fries.
“The French fries industry and
consumers will have to brace
themselves for shorter fries,” said
a spokesperson for the Farmers
Association.
DIRECT from space to you!
A UK cricket fan, Jan Marszel,
has had quite the ordeal after
claiming to be hit by a falling
meteor whilst watching a County
Championship match in Uxbridge.
The game between Sussex
and Middlesex was interrupted
when a 4.5 million year old
three-inch space rock plummeted
to earth, splitting in two.
One of the split pieces,
according to onlookers, bounced
back off the ground
and straight into Marszel’s chest.
“If it had hit me full on it
could have been very
interesting,” Marszel told media.
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