Dispensary Corner 27 Jul 11
July 27, 2011
RUDE awakening.
An unfortunate South African
man has awoken from a 21 hour
slumber, in a morgue.
The man’s family had called in
the undertakers when they
thought he had passed away.
According to reports, the
mortuary attendants checked the
man for a pulse and breathing
and found neither were present.
Upon arrival at the morgue, the
man was placed in a locked
refrigerator compartment, where
he stayed sleeping like the dead,
until he awoke and began to yell.
Spooked morgue attendants ran
from the room thinking the
yelling was a ghost, and it wasn’t
until the police arrived that they
realised it was a living man, trying
to escape from his morgue bed.
The man was subsequently
taken to hospital where he was
found to be stable and released
to his overjoyed family, who had
spent the previous 21 hours
grieving and making funeral arrangements.
ALL five food groups?
A hamburger described as breakfast, lunch and dessert rolled into one is being hailed as Australia’s most unhealthy meal. Weighing in with a whopping 6000kJ, the aptly titled ‘OMG’ burger is crafted using two Krispy Kreme doughnuts serving as the bun, two beef patties, two very generous slices of cheese, two slices of bacon, and a token serve of lettuce - just to keep the doughnuts from getting soggy. Now for those of you that aren't disgusted by the OMG, but are in fact wanting to try it, it may be a long drive between feeds, with the burger only being served up at independent Brisbane fast-food outlet Chompers. Dieticians estimate that diners wanting to burn off the kilojoules from eating one of these monsters would need to run about 21 kilometres.
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