Dispensary Corner 19 Oct 12
October 19, 2012
OBJECTS on Mars?
Scientists have discovered strange,
black mystery objects on Mars.
The objects have been described
as “little black flecks dotting the
ridges, mostly on the sunny side,
like sunbathing spiders”.
According to speculation most
believe the objects are geysers of
CO2, as they only appear in the
summer months.
APOLOGY to males.
Feminine hygiene company
Bodyform has responded to a
complaint by a disgruntled male
by issuing a video apology.
According to reports, Richard
Neil aired his ire at the company
on Bodyform’s Facebook page
writing “As a child I watched your
advertisements with interest as to
how at this wonderful time of the
month that the female gets to
enjoy so many things, I felt a little
jealous,” he said.
“Then I got a girlfriend, was so
happy and couldn’t wait for this
joyous adventurous time of the
month to happen... you lied!!
“There was no joy, no extreme
sports, no blue water spilling over
wings and no rocking soundtrack,
oh no no no... my lady changed
from the loving, gentle lady to the
little girl from the exorcist with
added venom and extra 360
degree head spin,” he added.
The company responded to
Neill’s complaint by posting a
spoof video featuring an actress
playing CEO Caroline Williams.
In the video Williams issues a
heartfelt apology saying “We lied
to you Richard and we want to say
sorry. Sorry. What you’ve seen in
our advertisements so far isn’t a
factual representation of events,
you’re right.
“The flagrant use of visualisation
such as skydiving, rollerblading
and mountain biking - you forgot
horse riding, Richard - are actually
metaphors, they’re not real.
“There’s no such thing as a
happy period, the reality is, some
people simply can't handle the
truth,” she added.
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