Dispensary Corner 19 Aug 10
August 19, 2010
MOVE over Paul, here comes
Harry.
Much has been made of the
extra special powers of Paul the
psychic octopus, that sadly our
very own animal mystic Harry the
Salt water Croc has been
overlooked.
The 720kg croc lives in a tourist
park in Darwin, and correctly
picked Spain would win the FIFA
World Cup.
In fact over the lifetime of the
park, its crocodile residents have
been used to settle many a
quandary, including which Lotto
numbers to pick.
Today however is Harry’s
chance to step out of the shadows
and grab some of Paul’s reflected
glory, as he predicts the winner of
the federal election.
Two equally matched (dead)
chickens, Julia and Tony will be
placed in Harry’s cage - the one
who gets scoffed first will
represent the party to win the poll.
NEXT tour stop - hip replacement?
Ageing Aerosmith rocker, Steven
Tyler, has fallen off stage whilst
performing at a concert in Toronto.
The incident mirrors a similar
accident which saw Tyler fall from
stage last year, breaking his
shoulder in the process.
Funnily enough both falls occurred
whilst Tyler was belting out the
same song.
Following the fall Tyler was
raced backstage and treated
before returning to his worried
fans, reassuring them in true
rocker style with the words “It ain’t
gonna happen again baby”.
BULL bites back.
An excited Spanish crowd had
the tables turned on them when a
bull being baited into anger
during a bullfight escaped the
confines of its ring.
Leaping out of the arena, the
bull injured 30 spectators and
raged out of control for 15
minutes until it was killed.
Most injuries incurred during
the incident were cuts and
bruises, however one man
suffered goring to his back and is
being treated in hospital.
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