Dispensary Corner 13 Sep 10
September 13, 2010
DODGY dead numbers.
In a country famed for its long
living citizens, it appears Japan
may have got their their centurion
wrong.
In fact around 230,000 people
thought to be aged 100-years or
over have in the last few years
having been discovered to in fact
have been dead, in many cases
for over a decade.
The discovery comes after the
Government ordered an audit of
its family registry.
In their search auditors also
turned up records for around
1,000 citizens who were listed as
aged over 150 years.
STRANGE beauty.
Organisers of the latest beauty
pageant may need to have an
ambulance and medic team on
hand, as well as a police escort
come finals night, after it was
decided girls could only enter if
they had been convicted of a
Mafia-related crime.
To go into the running, the
beauties need to submit both their
official mugshot as well as their
modelling shots to the event’s
website for judging.
Finalists will strut their stuff at a
pagent held in a bar that was
once the site of an infamous
Mafia shoot out.
WHAT the!
A ten-year old Serbian girl, Jelena Momcilov, has shocked medical professionals with her so called “magnetic hands”. Currently under investigation, Jelena began to discover her magnetic abilities when she was five years old, being able to pick up metal objects in her family home by simply touching, not gripping them. “I’d say this is a kind of unknown bio-magnetism,” said head researcher, Pavle Premovi, at Nis University.
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