Dispensary Corner 12 Oct 11
October 12, 2011
IT’S alive! It’s alive!
Serbian officials have told world
media that they have “indisputable
proof” that Yetis exist.
The evidence comes in the form
of footsteps and hair samples
found by researchers on an
expedition to the Azasskaya Cave.
Located in the Shoria
Mountains- long thought to be a
Yeti stronghold - the caves yielded
scientists from the US and Canada
a slew of snowman stuff,
including his footprints, supposed
bed, and “various markers with
which the yeti marks his territory”.
Unfortunately, or perhaps
luckily, the Yeti in question was
not present in the caves,
presumably off doing Yeti things.
His belongings however are now
set to be analysed in a laboratory.
WHAT goes up must come down.
London’s iconic Big Ben clock
tower has begun a gradual
descent, beginning with a lean
which will take a casual 4,000
years to reach the recline of the
Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Engineers however claim that
Big Ben’s tilt is now visible to the
naked eye.
Should Ben decide to accelerate
his lean into a full blown liedown,
he would end up resting
on top of MP’s offices.
The reason for his lean,
according to the scientists, is a
gradual sinking or settling into the
land on which he is built.
“I don’t think we need to do
anything for a few years yet,”
said engineer John Burland.
RUNNING induces labour.
A 38-week pregnant woman
gave birth just hours after she
completed the Chicago Marathon.
Buoyed by onlookers cheering
her on, Amber Miller completed
her run in 6 hours and 25
minutes, which was slower than
her usual marathon pace.
According to Miller, she had
enrolled in the Marathon before
she found out she was pregnant
and had received her doctor’s allclear
before competing.
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