THE world's most famous narcissist, Donald Trump, has been ordered by his personal physician to lose weight.
Dr Ronny Jackson recently told the US President he was only one pound off being classified "obese" and needed to shed his basket full of orange rolls ASAP.
Trump became infamous on the election trail for downing two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate milkshake as his standard late night snack.
The reason for his McHappy Meal from hell? Well, it turns out Mr Trump has an acute fear of being poisoned.
"I'm a very clean person...you're better off going there than someplace that you have no idea where the food's coming from," he recently told the US media.
Talk about paranoid, who would bother poisoning Trump? Ummm ...actually good call Mr President!
How do you calm down a class full of hyperactive toddlers? Well, three teachers combined recently to answer that question using highly questionable methods.
The staff at a day care centre in Chicago decided to hand out gummy bears laced with melatonin to a class of two-year-olds in a bid to lengthen nap time.
One teacher said she thought it was okay to administer the drug because "they were just handing out an over-the-counter sleeping aid" - lights out for these three!
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