Dispensary Corner 03 Apr 14
April 3, 2014
April fool’s day pranks.
How did you survive April Fool’s
day’s alternate realities?
Here’s a roundup of some of
the pranks from the motherland
published by Orange News.
The Guardian reported that
drivers in Scotland will be
switching to driving on the
right hand side of the road if
independence from Britain is
voted in and The Daily Mail said
Britain’s Union Jack would be
redesigned to take out the blue if
that happens.
The Daily Mirror reported that
One Direction is banned from
North Korea unless they all have
the same haircut as Kim Jong-un
- and change their name to ‘Un
Direction’.
The Mirror also claimed that a
British farmer had produced the
first six-legged lambs and hoped
to breed them on a mass scale
to reduce the cost of meat while
both The Daily Express and ITV
reported chickens at a farm in
Suffolk had laid square eggs which
would make for more efficient
packaging and transport.
And royalty was not immune
when The Sun reported that the
cash strapped Queen was digging
up Buckingham Palace’s historic
gardens to drill for gas to reduce
utility bills.
Best of all, Huffington Post’s
Weird News illustrated every
story, regardless of subject matter,
with pictures of cats.
Oops, pardon me!
An advertising agency in St
Louis, Missouri is offering women
between 18 and 40 years of age
$750 to demonstrate a burp of
any size.
According to Orange News, they
need to be able to generate their
outburst on command and be
available for filming at the end of
April.
The agency needs a range of
different styles of burp from the
genteel to the outrageously loud
for a fizzy drink commercial.
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