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DISPENSARY CORNER 2 JUNE 2016

BREAST implants saved the life of
a woman who was jump-kicked in
the torso by a kangaroo.
The attack happened while
Sharon Heinrich (pictured below)
and her friend Helen Salter were
cycling through the vineyards in
South Australia’s Clare Valley.
The offending roo bounded
across the trail, kicking Heinrich’s
chest, knocking both women from
their bikes.
Her breast implants, which
essentially acted as personal air
bags, were ruptured during the
incident.
Slater suffered a concussion and
whiplash but luckily was still able
to call for help.
Without her implants Heinrich
would have no doubt sustained
more serious injuries.
The moral of the story: cosmetic
surgery can save your life.
On a cute side note Heinrich’s
husband gave her a stuffed toy
boxing kangaroo as a memento.
“It’s all you can do now: Laugh
about it and heal,” she told media
outlets.