Pharmacy Daily | DISPENSARY CORNER 14 June 16

A HUNGRY seagull was caught orange feathered trying to score some tikka masala from a curry factory in Wales. In his attempt to scavenge some lunch, the bird fell into the vat of curry, turning him bright orange. The spicy gull was spotted struggling in the tumeric-laden sauce and was plucked to safely. A local wildlife hospital used washing-up liquid to clean the gull who apparently smelt pretty damn good. The workers were reportedly able to restore his natural colour because “he had not been marinating for long”. They’re feeding the skinny bird up with meat before he is strong enough to be released back into the a safe, curry-free portion of the wild. THE Chinese Government is crying out for sperm donations as the country’s sperm banks face serve shortages. According to the New York Times few Chinese men offer to donate their goods and a study found that almost half of those who do volunteer are screened out. Young men are being offered incentives up to US$1,000 in cash or new iPhones to donate. Some interesting advertising slogans are emerging: “Donating sperm and donating blood are the same thing. It’s all about giving back to society,” reads a message from one Beijing sperm bank.

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