Dispensary Corner 05 Aug 14
August 5, 2014
THERE once was a pharmacist...
We’re sure you’ve been dying
for a pharmacy limerick to pull
out at parties, so here’s one just
for industry.
‘A mosquito was heard to
complain
That a chemist had poisoned his
brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was paradichloro-
Diphenyltrichlorothane.’
Hey, you’re welcome, readers.
WHO would deny them?
Hospitals and wine bars don’t
usually work together, but one
French hospital in Clermont-
Ferrand University Hospital Centre
has done just that to enable
terminally ill patients to enjoy a
“medically supervised” glass or
two with family in a comfortable
bar environment.
The head of the medical centre,
Dr. Virginie Guastella, told
Yahoo! News that terminally ill
patients had the right to “enjoy
themselves”.
“Why should we refuse the
charms of the soil to those at the
end of their lives?” said the centre
in an official statement.
QUIT monkeying around.
If people dressed in animal
onesies enter your pharmacy,
you may be speaking to the
police, going from a report by
the Telegraph that two off duty
policewomen on their way to a
party dressed as a monkey and
a zebra wrestled a violent and
threatening drunk to the ground.
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