Dispensary Corner 03 Dec 12
December 3, 2012
TIS’ the season.
It seems the silly season is in full
swing for one German man, who
was so drunk that he tried to use
a breathalyser to make a phone call.
The man was pulled over by a
police RBT unit in the wee hours
whilst driving through Coburg.
On realising his inebriated state
may cause him some dramas, the
man took hold of the breathalyser
directed toward him and insisted
that he call his lawyer before the
test to seek advice.
The man then spent quite some
time trying to get the dastardly
“iPhone” to work, despite officers
informing him that it was not a
phone but an instrument designed
to measure alcohol levels, not
make calls.
Unable to reach his lawyer, the
man, who could barely stand,
refused the RBT and was instead
taken to hospital for a blood test,
which according to police “will
confirm he was well over the limit”.
PROOF finally!
Officials in North Korea have confirmed the existence of unicorns. The news comes after a dig by archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences unearthed the “lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong”. According to the Korean Central News Agency the lair was discovered 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. “A rectangular rock carved with words 'Unicorn Lair' stands in front of the lair,” the Agency said. "The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392),” the Agency added. In its report, the Agency was however careful that the dig only “reconfirmed” the existence of unicorns, not that they were a new discovery.
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